Wednesday, July 31, 2013

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The Joke of The Day
College Jokes :: #591
By Gemma Piscotti from Chicago IL USA.

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?" 

At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Er... How much for a season pass?"



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Interpersonal Skills :: #4071
By JWD from USA.

Orginial Self
Try to see what no one else has seen. Try to think what no one else has thought.

Then you will be what no one else has been.

- John Dillow -



 
 
 
 
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