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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #22967 By T. George from Marietta GA USA. The definitive answer to the age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for that conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Childcare :: #745 By SHERIAN FIGARD from CHESTER USA. THE IDEAL BABYSITTER Choosing the very best sitter is not an easy job. Someone who will love your child, nourish them, teach them, comfort them, listen to them, feed them the proper foods, give them plenty of attention, offer outdoor, supervised, play and age appropriate, developmental skills and activities; keep them clean, interact with them, read to them, play with them and talk to them. The demands are great and no one can meet them like YOU, THE MOTHER CAN. You are the ideal sitter and childcare giver for your child. It will pay rich dividends if you take the job. What an awesome and worthwhile investment it will prove to be!     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com