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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #7359
By from USA.
A young man who traveled a good deal liked to collect exotic pieces of art. He displayed one of his treasures, an ancient fertility symbol, on the fireplace mantel. One evening he brought an attractive lady back to his place. "Excuse me for just a moment," he said
"Let me fix a couple of drinks."
While he was gone, the woman looked around the living room and suddenly stopped in front of the statuette. When the man came back, she asked him what it was.
"Oh," said he, a little embarrassed, "that's called a phallus."
"Thanks," she replied. "I'd hate to tell you what it looks like."
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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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