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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

While Jane's third-grade class was completing a writing
exercise, one of the students asked her how to spell
"piranha."

Jane told him she was unsure. To her delight, he went to the
dictionary to solve his problem.

That's when Jane overheard another pupil speak to him.

"Why bother to look it up? She doesn't know how to spell it
anyway."
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Are your actions goverened by your own standard of good
behavior, or God's holy perfection that sees and knows about
everything you do?

Yet they say, The LORD shall not see, neither shall the God
of Jacob regard it. Understand, ye brutish among the people:
and ye fools, when will ye be wise?

He that planted the ear, shall he not hear? he that formed
the eye, shall he not see? He that chastiseth the heathen,
shall not he correct? he that teacheth man knowledge, shall
not he know?

The LORD knoweth the thoughts of man, that they are vanity.

Blessed is the man whom thou chastenest, O LORD, and
teachest him out of thy law; that thou mayest give him rest
from the days of adversity, until the pit be digged for the
wicked.

For the LORD will not cast off his people, neither will he
forsake his inheritance. But judgment shall return unto
righteousness: and all the upright in heart shall follow it.
-Psalms 94:7

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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