My forgetter's getting better, but my rememberer is broke, to you that
may seem funny but, to me, that is no joke
For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there"
And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room, Say "what am I here for?"
I wrack my brain, but all in vain A zero, is my score.
At times I put something away Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone, Say "Hi" and have a chat, Then, when
the person walks away I ask myself, "who the heck was that?"
Yes, my forgetter's getting better while my rememberer is broke, And
it's driving me plumb crazy And that isn't any joke.
CAN YOU RELATE???
I don't remember who I sent this to....
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