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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Janice was going away for a few days and left her husband a
list of chores. For fun, she put down Item 5 as: Think about
your wife a lot.

After she returned, her husband proudly reported that he had
completed every job. When Janice saw the list, however, each
item except No. 5 had been crossed off.]

"What's this!" she exclaimed. "Didn't you think about me
while I was gone?"

Her chagrin vanished when he replied cheerfully, "I started
to, but just never finished."
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What do you think upon?

And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall
keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus. Finally,
brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are
honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are
pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of
good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any
praise, think on these things.

Those things, which ye have both learned, and received, and
heard, and seen in me, do: and the God of peace shall be
with you. -Philippians 4:7

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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