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Male Jokes :: #223 By Fernando Fehr from USA. Reasons why Cookie Dough Is Better Than A Man! *It's enjoyable hard or soft. *It makes a mess too, but it tastes better. *You always want to swallow. *It won't complain if you share it with friends. *It's "quick and convenient." *You can enjoy it more than once. *It comes already protectively wrapped. *You can make it as large as you want. *If you don't finish it you can save it for later. *It's easier to get the kind you want. *You can comparison shop. *It's easier to find in a grocery store. *You can put it away when you've had enough. *You know yours has never been eaten before. *It won't complain if you chew on it. *You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed. *It's always ready to go. *You won't get arrested if you eat it in public. *You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed. *It won't wake you up because it's hard. *You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it. *You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding like you're bragging. *It won't take up room in your bed. *It's easy to pick up. *It won't get jealous if you pick up another one. *It never has an insecurity problem with its size. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Words of Knowledge :: #1004 By Casey from Pauls Valley, OK USA. We all should "We must combine the toughness of the serpent with the softness of the dove, a tough mind with a tender heart." -Martin Luther King, Jr.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com