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Entertainment Jokes :: #22432 By Anonymous from USA. A woman scanned the guest at a party and spotted a good looking man standing alone. She approached him. "Hello," she said. "My name is Susan Gold." "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she said. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the thing I like most in life – men, cars and fine jewelry." "What's your name?" she asked. "B. J. Titsengolf." He replied. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Fitness :: #716 By Jackie Fildon from Boulder, CO USA. Add Fitness to your Daily Routine. If you find you can't devote enough time to getting in shape as you would like, there are still plenty of ways you can keep your body active while going about your normal routine. Try to use stairways instead of elevators whenever possible. If you can walk there or take a bike, let your body burn energy instead of taking your car. If you are driving, instead of wasting time looking for a good spot, park further away and walk a couple extra blocks. Turn your housework into a fitness challenge: Sweep and mop using as much energy as possible, exaggerating your arm movements. Fold your clothes and do a couple sets of squats at the same time. Whatever you're doing try and incorporate in some sort of routine that gets your muscles working and heart rate moving. And if you absolutely can't miss your favorite show on TV, try doing some sit-ups and push-ups while you watch or during commercials.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com