Thursday, March 25, 2010

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The Joke of The Day
Musician Jokes :: #743
By David Figueroa from Unknown

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."



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Words of Knowledge :: #304
By Xavier Gonzalez from San Antonio USA.

Learning from failure
You've failed many times, although you don't remember. You fell down the first time you tried to walk. You almost drowned the first time you tried to swim. . . . Don't worry about failure. . . . Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try.

-- Sherman Finesilver, US District Court Judge

 
 
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