Comedy Central's Got a Joke for You!

Having trouble viewing this message? Click here.

Kurt Metzger Kurt Metzger: Liposuction I saw liposuction. You ever see how they do that? It's, like, violent. They get the hose -- it looks like they're mad at how fat you are. Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Kurt Metzger, health, gross-out Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/kurt-metzger/kurt-metzger--liposuction Add To:   ShareThis South Park is back tonight @ 10/9c Watch Previews! And get caught up on the complete 13th Season now available on DVD. Get Jokes on Your Phone! Download Comedy Central's FREE Jokes App here!

New Series Tonight! Watch Ugly Americans tonight @ 10:30/9:30c after all-new eps of South Park

Privacy Policy | Unsubscribe Comedy Central Daily Joke, 345 Hudson Street, NY, NY 10014 Copyright © 1995 - 2010 Comedy Central. All rights reserved.