One day, an American was touring Spain. After a day of sightseeing, he
stopped at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a
sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The American, though momentarily daunted when he learned the origin of
the dish said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per
day since there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to serve you this
delicacy!"
The next morning, the American returned, placed his order and was
served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and
said, "These are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday!"
The waiter promptly replied, "Si, senor! Sometimes the bull wins!"
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