Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Why Karaoke Is Better Than Sex

Why Karaoke Is Better Than Sex

- With Karaoke, you're always sure you can find someone worse than you
are.

- You don't feel obligated to buy someone dinner for singing Karaoke
with you.

- When you sing Karaoke, it's OK to have multiple partners.

- It's OK to sing Karaoke with your sister.

- With Karaoke, you never have to be sorry about forgetting your lines.

- It's OK to drink too much and sing Karaoke.

- With Karaoke, no one will complain about the size of your microphone.

- It's OK to sing Karaoke in front of your neighbors.

- You'll never feel uncomfortable knowing your parents still sing
Karaoke.

- No one complains about a 3-minute Karaoke performance.

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