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Male Jokes :: #22641 By Anonymous from USA. Joe, Larry and Paul are sitting at a bar and talk turns to their wives and how the women are never interested in sex. Joe says, my wife comes to bed holding an ice cube in each hand and when morning comes, they haven't even melted yet. Larry says, my wife likes to have a glass of water on her nightstand, but by the time she walks in from the bathroom with it, the glass is frozen. Paul says, when my wife gets undressed for bed, the furnace kicks on. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com