A group of Florida senior citizens were sitting around talking about
their ailments:
"My arms are so weak, I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.
"Ha! My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see my coffee," replied
another.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a
third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another went on.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as
he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence...
"Well, it's not all bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank goodness we
can still drive!"
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