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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Years ago there was a baker's assistant whose sole job was
to pour the dough mixture for making sausage rolls
(apparently the royal family loved sausage). Because
people were identified by their professions, he was just
called Richard the Pourer.

One day Richard ran out of some key ingredients, namely a
secret spice he used in the batter. He called his apprentice
and sent him to the store to buy more spices. When the
apprentice arrived at the store, he found that he had
forgotten the name of the ingredient.

Hoping that the storekeeper might be able to figure it out,
he described it to him by saying, "It's for Richard the
Pourer, for batter for wurst."
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But from the beginning of the creation God made them male
and female. For this cause shall a man leave his father and
mother, and cleave to his wife; and they twain shall be one
flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh.

What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put
asunder. -Mark 10:5

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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