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Doctors Jokes :: #16125 By from USA. A doctor takes off his glasses, rubs his eyes, and says to Mr. Smith, "I have some bad news. The tests results came back positive for cancer. Now, I can help you through this with counseling. I have a one o'clock tee time, why don't you join me." They go to the golf course, and on the first tee the patient runs into a few guys he knows and he tells them he is dying of AIDS. Curious, the doctor asks, "Why are you telling everyone you are dying of AIDS when in fact you are dying of cancer?" The guy looks at the doctor and in a very low voice says, "I don't want any of my friends sleeping with my wife after I die." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Health :: #6153 By Anonymous from USA. The latest research on the use of houseplants In a study of 90 people recovering from surgery, half recovered in rooms with houseplants, and half did not. People in rooms with plants had lower systolic blood pressure and lower rating of pain, anxiety and fatigue than did those who were recovering in rooms without plants. Researchers surveyed nearly 450 office workers about their job satisfaction and physical work environment, including the presence of live plants or window views of exterior green spaces. Workers with plants in their offices or with window views reported higher job satisfaction and better overall quality of life than did their peers who had no plants in their offices or window views. In Norway, researchers surveyed 385 office workers about their office environment, perceived stress, sick days taken and job productivity. They found that the more indoor plants a worker had close to his or her desk, the more productive he or she was and the fewer sick days he or she took. -Mayo Clinic-     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com