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Business & Work Jokes :: #14928 By from Unknown TO: All Employees Subject: Special High Intensity Training In order to Insure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any Other company in the country. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention. All of our supervisors are particularly well qualified to sea that you get all the S.H.l.T. you can handle at your own speed. If you consider yourself to be trained already you may be interested in helping us to train others. We can add your name to our basic understanding lecture list (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.) If you have further questions, please address them to our HEAD OF Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) Program. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended for You         Halo Reach The best-selling Xbox game of all time! Players experience the fateful momments that forged the "Halo" legend. It's the story of Noble Team, a squad of heroic Spartan soliders, and their final stand on the planet Reach.     Famous Quote :: #3754 By Neo from USA. Knowledge He who knows not, and knows not he knows not, he is a fool, shun him. He who knows not, and knows he knows not, he is simple, teach him. He who knows, and knows not he knows, he is asleep, awaken him. He who knows, and knows he knows, he is wise follow him. - Kipling -     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com