Friday, November 26, 2010

Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wears.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy
sitting on the front steps.

"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small boy.

"Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past.

The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked
once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to
the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother
was home!?"

The kid replied, "She is; but this isn't where I live."
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Where are you from?

And you hath he quickened, who were dead in trespasses and
sins; wherein in time past ye walked according to the course
of this world, according to the prince of the power of the
air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of
disobedience: among whom also we all had our conversation
in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the
desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the
children of wrath, even as others.

But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith
he loved us, even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened
us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;) and hath
raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly
places in Christ Jesus: that in the ages to come he might
shew the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness
toward us through Christ Jesus.

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of
yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any
man should boast. for we are his workmanship, created in
Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained
that we should walk in them. -Ephesians 2:1

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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