Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off Grass.'
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count
that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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