Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Even More Puns

Even More Puns

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the
other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off Grass.'

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.

A backward poet writes inverse.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count
that votes.

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

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