Four expectant fathers are in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while
their wives were in labor.
The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, you're
the father of twins."
"What a coincidence," the man exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota Twins
baseball team."
The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second man, "You
are the father of triplets."
"Wow, what a coincidence," he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation."
When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that his wife has
given birth to quadruplets.
"Another coincidence. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask
what's wrong.
"What's wrong? I work for Seven-Up."
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