If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger.'
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
'Dam!'
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
your kayak and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ´I've lost my electron.' The other
says ´Are you sure?' The first replies, ´Yes, I'm positive.'
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that
at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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