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Airplane Jokes :: #18006 By Ozzy from United Kingdom A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Music :: #6037 By Diane from Kansas City USA. Singing loud and clear Most of the time when we have to sing strange sounds ("puh" sounds for example) you can notice that they are sometimes dirty or not clear. To avoid the "pops" in vocals take an old pair of tights and stretch them over a wire circle (a good idea is to use a coat hanger), then fix this in position on the microphone stand. The correct distance is about 4" from the microphone.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com