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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #3
By Dave Lundy from Unknown

Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"

"Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"



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Words of Knowledge :: #2039
By Moore from Texas USA.

Wisdom
In your greatness, remain humble!

 
 
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