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Family Jokes :: #22644 By den kirk from United Kingdom A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said "Can you give us a description of your attacker? The snail said, "no, it all happened so fast!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love Quotes :: #3027 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India Broken Heart I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. - JULIA ROBERTS -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com