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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #16585
By Dan Erickson from Pekin Illinois USA.
A good man Rich, was with his friends having a contest to see who could make the best drinking toast. He hoisted his beer and said "Heres to the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" And that won him the prize that night.
He went home and told his wife that he won the prize for the best toast. And she said "What was your toast. Not wanting to get in trouble he said "Heres to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside my wife.
The next day she ran into one of his buddies in the street. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "Rich won the prize the other night with a toast to you Nicole."
She said, "So he did, and I was a bit surprised myself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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Miscellaneous :: #3316
By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India
Artist
Every child is an artist. The problem is
how to remain an artist once he grows up.
- PABLO PICASSO -
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