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Marriage Jokes :: #23000
By Rajeev from India
A man sits reading his paper when his wife enters the house; she approaches him in a most provocative manner. "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asks in a soft sweet voice. Not knowing what to make of this situation he replies "No." Pursing her lips she give him a sexy little smile, reaches into her cleavage and slowly pulls out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
Then stepping closer in she asks in a low sexy voice "Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" Intrigued he answers "Uh, no."
She gives him another sexy little smile, seductively reaches into her panties and ever so slowly removes a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now" she says as she leans down and whispers "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?" Totally confused and excited he stammers "No-o-o-o-o." "Well" she whispers in his ear, "then go look in the garage..."
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Proverbs :: #2162
By Stephanie from USA.
Master "Patience"
Patience is a hard thing to learn but when you master it; a whole new and wonderful world is opened to you.
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