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The Joke of The Day
Lawyer Jokes :: #4470
By Percival Villamartin from Naga City Philippines

A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him: Atty., what would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat? Lawyer replied: why? of course, I'll make the owner pay for it! The butcher said: If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it is your dog. The Lawyer replied: very well, just deduct the $15 from the $25 you owe me for the advice, I'll collect the remaining $10 the next time I pass by here.


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Sustainability :: #20
By Gemma P. from Chicago USA.

Conserve Water
To conserve water: Do not run water while brushing your teeth. It is unnecessary to waste water while brushing your teeth. Only run the water when rinsing your brush. It is a habit one can acquire easily and can be done for the rest of your life!

 
 
 
 
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