| Male Jokes :: #102 By Reese Brolin from USA. One day a man was eating dinner at his girlfriend's parents. The dog was under his chair and it barked while he was holding in a fart; this startled the man and caused him to rip a small fart. The mom said, "Fido!", since the dog was receiving the blame he decided to rip a huge one, again the mother said, "Fido! Go Away!" Seeing as the dog was continuing to receive the blame he let out a wet, loud, and/or possibly deafening fart. Then his girlfriend said, "Fido, you heard mom, leave before he shits on you!" Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | Miscellaneous :: #3599 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. IT"S FIRST PLACE OR NO PLACE. Freedom is a poor loser; if it doesn't come in first in our priorities, it tends to not come in at all. | | | | SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com | | | |
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