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Little Johnny Jokes :: #1409
By Terry from Crown Point Indiana United States Minor Outlying Islands
Little Johnny goes to school on day and his Dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Johnny's Dad gets a call from Johnny's teacher. "I think I've cured Johnny's betting problem, said the teacher. "How?" Asked Johnny's Dad. "Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my ass and, I took him to the teachers lounged and showed him there wasn't one there; and took the ten bucks." "Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teachers ass before the day was through."
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One-Liners :: #599
By Scott Short from Bartlett, TN USA.
Planning
If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
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