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Animal Jokes :: #1410 By Newt from USA. A koala bear decided to walk into town to find a prostitute and have a little fun. After a night of sex at a local motel, the koala bear decides to go down on the hooker one last time before he leaves. Feeling content, the Koala bear starts to head out the door, only to be stopped by the prostitute. "Hey there Mr. Koala bear! You just can't leave without paying me!" Puzzled, the Koala bear asks what she means. "You see, I am a prostitute . . . here let me show you." The hooker takes a dictionary out of her purse and finds the word prostitute. -- Prostitute, one who has sex, and gets paid --. "I see", says the Koala bear. "Let me see that." The bear thumbs through the dictionary and finds Koala Bear. --Koala Bear, one who eats bush and leaves --! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #3824 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THERE'S A SURPRISE IN EVERY PACKAGE Puberty is like the pupa stage in the development of an insect in that what enters that stage very often is very different than what emerges.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com