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Police Jokes :: #14925 By from Unknown Early one morning, a rookie cop was on radar duty under a bridge, when he observed a red Corvette, traveling at a ridiculous speed. Upon pulling the car over he asked the driver, " What's the hurry, Buddy?" The driver calmly replied, " I'm late for work." "Oh yeah, what exactly do you do?" asked the Cop. " I'm a Rectum Stretcher," the driver says. I stick one finger in the rectum, wriggle it around, and then when it's stretched large enough I move on to two fingers and so on until I make the rectum about 6 feet." " What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass?" the Cop inquired. "Well, apparently you give him a radar gun and tell him to hide under a bridge"... Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #3269 By R.RAMACHANDRA RAO from HYDERABAD India Vision A great tragedy is when people have sight but no vision - HELEN KELLER -     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com