Tuesday, August 6, 2013

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The Joke of The Day
Puns :: #12430
By Lance M, from Tuscaloosa AL USA.

A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket, surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer. The Mother skunk calmly instructed her young: "Quickly children, let's put our heads together!" After they obeyed, forming a circle, she continued, "Now—Let us spray!"


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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Education :: #4535
By Illusen from Singapore

Genius and Idiot
It is only a line of difference between a genius and an idiot. So why make yourself cross the line to become an idiot when everyone is trying to cross the line to become a genius. Why make yourself cross the line to idiot just by being proud and arrogant when you worked your entire life to be a genius?

 
 
 
 
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