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Animal Jokes :: #22543
By El Cass from Smithfield Va USA.
A man and his son were walking down the street. The boy saw a dog walking and sniffing at the ground. What makes the dog sniff at the ground dad? That is INSTINCT son.
A bit later his dad saw a dog sniffing another dog. Do you know why he's doing that son? I do dad, like you said before that's END-STINK.
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Miscellaneous :: #4330
By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.
SAME THING IN, DIFFERENT THINGS OUT
A computer needs an operating system, like "Windows", before it can process input into anything that is meaningful; the human mind also uses an operating system called "Assumptions", which is required before it can process input into anything that is meaningful. Unlike a computer, each of us uses a different operating system; this means that each of us can process the same input into things that mean something different for each of us.
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