Thursday, January 28, 2010

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The Joke of The Day
Police Jokes :: #20592
By Caveman Etris from Cincinnati Ohio USA.

A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding. The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, "Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?" The driver says, "Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour!" The cop says, "Really! Why is that? The driver replies," I could not have been going 60 miles an hour because I've only been out driving for 25 minutes."


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Childcare :: #2996
By Marie Lynnette from St. Louis USA.

Our Children Are Watching
You're teaching a lesson each day that you live;

Your actions are blazing a trail

That children will follow for good or for ill;

You can help them or cause them to fail.

- Bosch -

 
 
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