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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the special was
two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"The special sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want
the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine
cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress
warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay extra for not taking the eggs?" my
wife asked incredulously. "I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two
eggs home.
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It is naught, it is naught , saith the buyer: but when he is
gone his way, then he boasteth. -Proverbs 20:14
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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