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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the
proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.
"Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?"
"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies,
lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But
since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in
on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be
positively brilliant."
"You sell them here?" the customer asks.
"Only $4 apiece," says Morris.
The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the
store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he
isn't any smarter.
"You didn't eat enough," says Green. The customer goes home
with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this
time he's really angry.
"Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4
apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2.
You're ripping me off!"
"You see?" says Morris. "You're smarter already."
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Say not thou, I will recompense evil; but wait on the LORD,
and he shall save thee. Divers weights are an abomination
unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
-Proverbs 20:23
A false balance is abomination to the LORD: but a just
weight is his delight. When pride cometh, then cometh shame:
but with the lowly is wisdom.
The integrity of the upright shall guide them: but the
perverseness of transgressors shall destroy them. Riches
profit not in the day of wrath: but righteousness delivereth
from death. -Proverbs 11:1
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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