Saturday, January 23, 2010

The Wife

The Wife

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight,
but boy can she climb a tree!

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the
estimate.

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell
off.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife has a black belt in shopping.

My wife will buy anything marked down....... Last year she bought an
escalator.

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three
stores went under.

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