Mario and Marie, a nice young couple, were getting married and planned
on living with Marie's mother until they could establish a place of
their own. On their wedding night, they went upstairs and were getting
ready for bed.
Mario started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first, and he had
hair all over his chest.
Marie ran downstairs and told her mother. "Momma!! Momma!! He's got
hair all over his chest!"
Her mother replied, "Marie, you go upstairs and make your momma proud."
So Marie ran upstairs and found Mario taking off his pants. He was
extremely hairy all over his legs. Marie ran down the steps to tell her
mother.
"Momma, he's got hair all over his legs."
"Marie, you go upstairs and make your Momma proud."
Marie ran upstairs and found her new husband sitting on the bed taking
off his socks. Unfortunately, he had lost half of his foot in the war.
Marie took one look, ran downstairs, and said, "Momma, Momma, he's only
got a foot and a half!"
At this, Momma yelled, "Marie, you wait here. I'm gonna go upstairs!"
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