Saturday, January 30, 2010

Whose Kid?

Whose Kid?

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver.
The little kid starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow
I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued with, "If
my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little
elephant."

The kid went on with several animals until the bus driver got angry and
yelled at the kid, "What if your dad was a serial killer and your mom
was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiled and said, "I would be a bus driver!"

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