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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #20160 By Felix Kneuper from Fort Stockton TX USA. A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, "Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything is alright." "Yes," replied the man. "My card was stolen over a month ago." "Why didn't you report your card as stolen?" asked the card company representative. The man replied, "Well, whoever stole my card is spending a lot less than my wife!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Self-Improvement :: #3042 By Nicholas Noble from Vancouver USA. The castles of our life "Life can be like those castles that were once thought impenetrable. No matter how hard it may seem, no matter what the odds are, you can always over come it."     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com