SpicyJokes.com - Funny Everyday jokes

Entertainment Jokes :: #22451 By from Unknown Two drunken guys pass home through a cemetery. They hear some lovely music as they go by Mozart's grave. They are very confused. Along comes a policeman and says: "its fine guys. It's Mozart. He's just playing backwards". He reassures them: "It's ok. It is Mozart. He is playing backwards. Mozart is a genius, but he is just de-composing!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Stress Control :: #158 By Tim Audel from Los Angeles USA. Cranking Down the Volume Playing your tunes more softly during rush hour traffic might decrease your tension in the car. Cranking up the volume of your music may increase your tension while driving. A recent study showed that college students listening to three different amplitudes of music were more likely to have higher heart rates the higher the volume went and vice versa for lowering the volume. Hence, softly played music may sooth the savage beast during rush hour madness.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com