One day this bloke travels to the Far East on business. He goes to many
countries with great success but 3 months later arrives home to find
he's contracted a strange disease in the genital region. The doctor
gives him the news that his penis has to be amputated.
"But this is terrible, I just cannot accept it. I will consult another
physician."
So the bloke sees numerous doctors all over Europe and North America
but they all come to the same conclusion. His member has got to be
chopped off.
Just as the plane's landing at Heathrow the bloke has an idea. If it's
an Oriental, Far-Eastern disease then why doesn't he consult an Oriental
doctor?
So an appointment is made and it's off to Chinatown in London. The
bloke explains his problems and the doctor gives a full examination.
"No, I don't think amputation is neccessary", says the oriental doctor.
The patient is over the moon. "Brilliant! I saw dozens of doctors from
Europe and America. They all said amputation was the only way."
"Pah!! Western doctors", says the Chinese gentleman with disdain. "What
do dey know !?!. Any doctor worth his salt could tell you that it'll
drop off by itself in 4-6 weeks!"
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