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Little Johnny Jokes :: #22216 By Don from Sandy Utah USA. The first day of Little Johnny's third grade class also has a new teacher. "Good morning class", she says, "I'm your new teacher. My name is Miss Prussy". The class snickers; the teacher carefully annunciates and writes her name on the chalkboard. "It's p-R-u-s-s-y. Now tomorrow morning I expect all of you to remember my name. And it won't be written on the chalkboard either." So the very next morning the teacher asks the class' Alright, which of you remembers my name?" Not one hand rises. Finally Little Johnny slowly raises his hand. "Thank you, Johnny", says the teacher as she calls on him, " Will you please tell the rest of the class my name?" Johnny thinks intently and says, "Miss....Crunt?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Health :: #150 By Tina Hayes from Layfette USA. Take your Vitamins Taking a multivitamin daily could help slow arterial aging. Both vitamin C and vitamin E appear to be important to the health of your arteries. Studies show that adequate intakes of these antioxidant vitamins are associated with a significant reduction of arterial disease. Try to get about 400 IU of vitamin E per day and about 1,200 milligrams of vitamin C per day through food and vitamin supplements.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com