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Entertainment Jokes :: #22395 By Anonymous from USA. Bob and his father meet for lunch a couple of months after the wedding. "Well," says Dad, "how is married life treating you?" "Not very well, I'm afraid. It seems that I married a nun," says Bob. "A nun??" asks his Dad. "That's right Dad. None in the morning, none at night ….. none unless I beg!" The father nods knowingly and pats his son on the back. "Why don't you bring your bride over to the house tonight and we can all have a nice chat?" Bob's face brightens; "Gee, Dad, that's a great idea." "Fine then; I will call and tell Mother Superior to set two extra plates." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Health :: #4094 By Cristina from Roselle USA. Healthy Eating Healthy eating starts at the grocery store. To make your shopping trip a success, buy fresh foods when possible and road food labels on prepared foods. If you are looking for quick and healthy option, buy precut vegetables and bagged salad mixes. Plan a week's worth of menus before shopping, and then make a list of ingredient you'll need - and stick to it. - Mayo Clinic -     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com