A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I
want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this
procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at
least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
Please visit our sponsors to support Jokes2U.com.
Southwest Florida Foreclosures!
Super discounted prices homes, condos
and land. Get your piece of paradise
Today! Visit http://www.ForeclosuresSWFL.com/
Aterra Realty Associates, LLC
Citio is your romance portal to the internet!
Dating resources for your local area!
Local personals and FREE email!
Visit http://www.Citio.com/ today!
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
Thank you for using the Jokes2U.com joke a day mail list.
The Jokes2U.com joke a day mail list is provided by Precision Computer
Systems (PCS). PCS makes no warranty or assumes any liability for the
use of this list.
Please send this joke to a friend!
You are currently subscribed to jokes2u.com as: dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com
To subscribe to this mail list send a blank email to:
join-Jokes2U.com@lyris.PrecisionComputers.com
To unsubscribe send a blank email to:
mailto:leave-jokes2u.com-132317F@lyris.PrecisionComputers.com
or use the on-line form at:
No comments:
Post a Comment