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Jon Lajoie Jon Lajoie: Mysteries of the Universe I have this thing that I do called 'Mysteries of the Universe,' when I gaze up at the countless stars and infinite galaxies. I realize how small and insignificant my girlfriend is. So, I get drunk and cheat on her with my 18-year-old neighbor. Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Jon Lajoie, Comedy Central's Hot List, dating, sex, alcohol Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/jon-lajoie/jon-lajoie--mysteries-of-the-universe Add To:   ShareThis The Sarah Silverman Soundtrack Get the Sarah Silverman Program Soundtrack today! Ugly Americans Werewolf attack? Hungry Zombie? Wanna be a Vampire? We can help!

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