Monday, June 28, 2010

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Church Bulletin Bloopers

If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.

Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October
12 thru 17.

Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.

Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."

If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check
and drip in the collection basket.

Lent is a period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.

Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.

Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.

Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in
the foyer.

Thank you, dead friends.

The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's
Cathedral.

We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around
the church building and the rector.

Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will
give the medication.

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