A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go
out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her
suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom forgot until the last
minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty. She
bought it and threw it into the suitcase.
After the wedding the bride and groom enter their hotel room. The groom
was a little self-conscious so he asked his new bride to change in the
bathroom and promise not to peek while he got ready for bed. While she
was in the bathroom, the bride opened her suitcase and saw the negligee
her mother had thrown in there. She exclaimed, "Oh no! It's short, pink,
and wrinkled!"
Then her groom cried out, "I told you not to peek!"
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