![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_unZR6plF_K5L_UQkacATO-wmByRldBGSKxK7J9vduXn_uK6Q_hRNRKnG6lha1P_gdlMz9sSovtFnLq86rKWEH_M_9xYqkskaBppWFtEwTobs08SOU=s0-d) Airplane Jokes :: #10640 By Anonymous from USA.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached
a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement
over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain
speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los
Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and
uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY G-D!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought
me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
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