Tuesday, June 22, 2010

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The Joke of The Day
Kid Jokes :: #3743
By Anonymous from USA.

His father sends a small boy to bed. Five

minutes later....

"Da-ad...."

"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your

chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."

"WHAT!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"




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By Anonymous from USA.

Dialogue
"When you build bridges you can keep crossing them."

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